Before you dump on 'hair bands' ...

A friend with uppercrust musical tastes (he would say "pure") challenged me to find five great "hair band" songs, with an asterisk that they needed to have gotten some airplay.

I thought, no problem.

Then I started digging, and realized, hey, this is kinda hard. But I drew deep into my past and dug up what I think are a good half-dozen songs that stand the test of time.

Give me grief or give me thanks, but here are my five picks of "hair band" songs that I think are really good songs, regardless of the genre.

One common theme throughout that I think makes them stand out: solid bottom end, with drummers who swing and bass players who groove.

Cinderella, "Gypsy Road": This could have been a Stones rocker from the '70s. Tom Keifer's vocals are an acquired taste but he knows how to maximize it through effective use of dynamic range. The video itself is comical. Why Mexico, other than to burn through a record company travel budget?

Lynch Mob, "Wicked Sensation": Dokken guitarist George Lynch went solo and this was about the only good thing he did, at least what I can remember. Fantastic riff and groove that swings like a good jazz song. If Lynch Mob didn't make the cut, I'd have gone with a Dokken song.

Saraya, "Love Has Taken Its Toll": Hackneyed in so many ways: Acoustic guitar layered over meaty riffs, good looking female singer, bridge leading into tight guitar solo.

Tesla, "We're No Good Together": Power ballad that slowly buildings into a hard-driving rocker, driven by drummer Troy Luccketta and singer Jeff Keith. Tesla was one of the most underrated bands of this era, and Luccketta is a monster among drummers, always pushing without smothering the songs.

Van Halen, "Unchained": One of the great hard rock riffs and solos ever. Eddie Van Halen at his best. Sadly, I couldn't find a performance video showing the band at its energetic best, including Diamond Dave's vocal break.

Bonus choice, New England, "Don't Ever Wanna Lose Ya": Perhaps one of the lamest music videos ever (and that's a low bar). I remember hearing side one of New England's debut in a Wherehouse Records store in Fresno and distinctly remembering this classic riff. Their subsequent albums were more polished and complex, but this is good, stoopid rock.

OK, Tim and any other skeptics, give me your best shot, you music purists! Dare to tell me these aren't worthy of any stereo.