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Sunday
Aug282011

@PeanutFreeMom is a barrel of laughs

If you're looking for clever laughs, head over to Twitter and follow @PeanutFreeMom

PFM, aka "Debra Jones-O'Brien," plays a brittle, obnoxious, self-centered single mom with sensitive child in tow. 

"Debra's" tweets are consistently clever, and timely as well. With Hurricane Irene hitting the East Coast this weekend, topical tweets, apparently from the scene, include:

  • "Whole Foods had plenty of bottled water stocked up for the upcoming hurricane, but not my brand. I'm beginning to panic..."
  • "Our town has opened up several emergency shelters for the storm, but I just got us reservations at the Hyatt instead. "
  • "Went to CVS out of desperation and asked a man where the bottled water was. He rudely said "I don't work here." Complaining to management."

And here's a pre-Irene tweet that capture's PeanutFreeMom's clueless spirit: "Just made Caleb mommy's famous "PB & J": Portobello Bruschetta & Juicebox." 

Classic.